Every kid loves Legos, but some grown up kids seem to take their passion for the little blocks a bit too far… some of them spending over six years and creating Lego masterpieces that have to be floated down rivers on barges! Here are the forty most awesome Legos in history!
#40 Legotendo
What part of a Nintendo DS is portable did you not understand?
#39 LegoHousing
Building a house out of Lego bricks is energy-efficient, good for the environment, and is a great DIY project!
#38 JapaLego
Discover the peace and enlightenment of ZenLego.
#37 Fender StratoLego
This was Eddie Van Lego’s first axe.
#36 NudeLego
Give me my clothes and let me out of here!
#35 South Of The Lego Border
Lego my taco!
#34 FormaLego
The presenters of the Academy Legowards are…
#33 Santa Lego
Next year, Mrs. Claus, we’re going to Lego Vegas!
#32 LegoGuts
The absolute final proof: You are what you eat.
#31 LegoRig
The search for new deposits of petrLegoeum continues…
#30 Play Lego!
This stadium is so realistic you can smell the Lego Dogs.
#29 Formula Lego
In other news, Lego has replaced Marlboro as the Ferrari Racing Team’s sponsor…
#28 Personal Legouter
This PC is completely functional, but the unfortunately that darn video card won’t synch properly.
#27 The AtLegotis
The latest shuttle of the National AeroLego & Space AdminisLego is now on the launch pad.
#26 LegoSex
I’ve got to stop watching porn on my cell phone screen. Even you look pixilated now, honey!
#25 Volvo Lego
This Volvo gets 31 blocks to a gallon and can reach 145 blocks per hour!
#24 MonuLegomental
This Mount Rushmore wasn’t more rushed… it took months to build!
#23 The Mona Lego
Legonardo Da Vinci’s greatest art masterpiece.
#22 Lego Angeles
The only way you know this isn’t L.A. is because you can actually see the buildings.
#21 Lego Kong
Ciao! Im-a Super Mario, and-a I-a spend-a all-a mia time-a chasing-a gorilla! No, not-a that-a Donkey-a Kong-a, but-a mia brother-a Luigi!
#20 Notched ElephaLego
That rectangular notch under the elephant’s ear is where his iPod goes.
#19 Crystal CathLego
A great place to spend a Sunday morning listen to a sermon on Theo-Lego-y.
#18 Puff The Magic Lego
This is what happened when Tony The Tiger married a Lego Dragon.
#17 King Legonkamen
This 16 foot tall model of King Tut took 200,000 Lego bricks and weighed over one ton. It had to be floated down the Thames river as it couldn’t fit on the roads!
#16 StegaLego
Now if this Stegasaurus would just eat that dude…
#15 Holy Lego Part II
40 people took 18 months and 30,000 Lego blocks to build this Jesus. It’s a miracle!
#14 Holy Lego
This church looks better in Lego than it does in real life!
#13 Lego My Hand!
Ouch! Is that a giant golf tee sticking into that hand?
#12 BatLego
The Dark Knight of Lego City: Costarring Heath Lego.
#11 Lego Yamato
This Japanese Battleship is over 21 feet long and three feet tall. It weighs in at over 330 pounds and took almost six and a half years to complete.
#10 Legostrasse
A German street so realistic that if you look carefully enough there’s Lego beer mugs and Legokraut.
#9 Cue Lego
They may look like Billiard Balls but I’ll bet they don’t roll too straight.
#8 Darth Lego
You too will know the power of the Lego side!
#7 Lego C3PO
He’s beside a Clone Wars Trooper, but did they run out of yellow bricks for the droid’s leg?
#6 Big Stacko Legos
World’s Tallest Lego Structure at Legoland in Carlsbad, California, was 92 feet high, and took 12,000 people to stack 400,000 bricks for five days straight.
#5 Venice, Legitaly
The Lego version of Venice, Italy looks better than the real thing, and smells better too!
#4 BreakoutLego
I’m breaking out and coming after you, evil Lego wizard who imprisoned me in Lego Dimension!
#3 Legoiana Jones
They tried to make a Lego figure of Harrison’s fiancee Calista Flockhart but they couldn’t show enough features on the thickness of two Lego bricks.
#2 Lego Ness Monster
It’s the Nessie Lego! Run for your lives!
#1 CapitoLego
An absolutely amazing Lego Capitol Building: just like the real one, it’s full of blockheads.
It’s fairly obvious that for most of these Lego enthusiasts, the blocks have become a bit of an obsession. You might never get back those six years you spent clicking together a battleship, but there’s lots worse things to be doing… Legos are fun!
